Seriously, as I'm sitting here typing this, there are fireworks going off. I'm not talking about bottle rockets, I'm talking Macy's Fireworks Spactacular(tm) (@#$% laptop keyboard). And it's fricking raining too; sounds like they're launching them at me, not to mention that the state-of-the-art alarm system is on and has trouble deciphering between the sound of glass being broken and thunder/fireworks 
Only in NY...

Only in NY...