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15? That would spoil her. Just give her 3. And make it last for an hour, or two. Hell...as long as your tongue doesn't get sore. :brow:

Naah...Always time for a good stoning...:rolleyes:

Welcome, kira... Q...WTF is a step mosnter? :lol:

*shows off by winning a 3-legged race by himself*

Cottage cheese? How gauche. Try using semi-solid jello instead...like this... *slings 6 gallons of half-formed jello onto Kuulani and Nalani...Just because they don't seem to be paying attention* :p

Actually...In Korea, dog goes for about $30.00 US per pound, and is considered a delicacy. You won't find it served outside of Asia, though. Cat, on the other hand...I was in S. Korea for 1 full year, and never once saw a stray, or house, cat. Made me wonder what was in the yakimandu...

Don't worry, unc. Brazil had an active nuclear weapons program in the 1970's. Maybe Secretary Rumsfield will add them to the list. :D

Stale timbits, eh. I'll show you... *leaves room* *Re-enters room carrying 2" fire hose hooked up to 500 gallon pumper truck...* Anyone for partially hydrogenated vegetable oil? Muahahahahaaaaaaaa **BAWHOOSH**

I like her just the way she is. :p BTW, Les. You want some of my melanin? :D

*Peeks in room* prepares fruitcake by smearing it with a mixture of vegemite and peanut butter *Sneaks into room and throws confection at Nixy* Sprays Leslie with a mixture of cream cheese, yogurt, and limburger cheese.

The government owns a good bit of internet bandwidth, and not too many phone lines. These posts use a mere pittance compared to the amount of data that we could throw through the lines on a daily basis. ;)

The government owns a good bit of internet bandwidth, and not too many phone lines. These posts use a mrer pittance to the amount of data that we could throw through the lines on a daily basis. ;)

Since the day before I left. Until last night, I had 2 15 minute calls a week. Now, I'm starting to write letters.

The neighbors can bite my...uhh...nevermind. :D Hi DA

Internet connections abound...work, however, precludes posting excessively. BTW, Leslie...You can hug my tree anytime. :D

Internet connections abound...work, however, precludes posting excessively.

Pictures of naked women for the men, and pictures of naked men for the women. ;)

Happy Birthday, you old dust-farter, you. :D

It's a no-win situation no matter what you do. Pity you can't use nukes from the start, though. ;)

I do. But, then again, I eat MRE's. :p :sick: