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I am a 32 year old Female and I am seeking A Date with a Male. I live in Walkersville, Maryland, United States and I will be willing to relocate. I consider appearance to be Not Important and intelligence to be of Medium Importance. My hair is Brown, my eyes are Brown. I am 5'4'' (163 Cm.)...

doods here's lines too getthe ladys! Can I buy you a car or do you just want money? Do you believe in love at first touch, or should I grab your tits again? I can sense that you're a terrific lover by the way you lick your lips. You want to lick mine? I'm fighting the urge to make you...

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender tells the bear that he doesn't serve animals. The bear threatens to eat the lady at the end of the bar if he doesn't get served. The bartender still refuses. So the bear gets up and devours the lady sitting at the end of the bar. The bartender then informs...

name: Gerald Lensberger age: 15 city: Eastpointe, MI 48021 school: Kellwood likes: gyrls, gyrls, ho's fave band: dislikes: puke, cops goal: to recruit women to my bedroom fave color: black shoe size: 9 1/2 wealthy: no want to be wealthy: YEAS

your tongue on my tongue tastes good:grin:

About her Age:31 Location: Ridley Park, Pennsylvania, United-States Hair: Auburn / Red Eyes: Blue Height: 5 feet 9 inches / 175.2 cm Body Type: Athletic Languages: English, Russian Ethnicity: White / Caucasian Religion: Agnostic Education...

when in doubt whip it out

About her Age:34 Location: Collingswood, New Jersey, United-States Hair: Dark Brown Eyes: Blue Height: 5 feet 4 inches / 162.5 cm Body Type: A few extra pounds Languages: English Ethnicity: White / Caucasian Religion: Christian / Catholic...

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy". The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a cracker...

It was just a normal day in cabinet-making class. We were learning the Fox-tenon joint, an immovable joint once it is put together, when I noticed her across the room. It was her Pine I first noticed, fully treated, smooth-grained, perfectly square. My set-square and bradawl jumped to...

decerate her with theez

rate d:thup:

gyrls? any gyrls? women? ladies? tramps? hookers? phttttt!:rolleyes:

blah! tree? here you go

doods i'm at grandmas

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of three, nine or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well", he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's THE night...

just one gyrl is there just one girrl?

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by...

icr whaz dat?:confused:

woot!