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    open mouth.....insert foot

    I think everyone has done this one time or another. The other day I was driving along and got behind this idiot goin bout 25 mph and I couldn't get over in the other lane to go around him. When I did finally get over, I raced up beside him to give him the evil eye and it was one of the big...
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    I need a lighter

    My lighter ran out of fluid so I grabbed some matches and I forgot I was supposed to take my finger off the match after I struck it and burned the crap outta my finger :mad:
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    OOPS #2

    True story...a Michigan news channel had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" >> Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they...
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    too close to home

    This family lives like 4 or 5 miles from me :scared: http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/01/15/ret.afghan.kidnapping/index.html It does seem a little fishy to me :lurk:
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    WWWHHHHAAAATTTT

    Can you believe this crap. What kinda drugs these guys doin? http://asia.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/Music/01/10/music.greatest.reut/ Rolling Stones #9 :lurk:
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    razor etiquette

    Ladies, would you let your guy shave your bikini line........or more? I always tried to get my ex-girl to let me shave hers but she wouldn't let me :(
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    I don't need no stinkin carbs

    I was recently instructed to go on a low carb diet, no white bread, pasta, potatoes, white rice or sugary stuff yadayadayada. Well.......It's not workin too well right now. Anyone know a really good low carb diet plan that I can look at but not follow?
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    LAST CHANCE SHOPPING....UUUUGGGHHH

    Gotta get it done today or it will never get done. Can't do it next weekend cause i'm havin toenail surgery next thursday and won't be able to walk much for a few days. If I don't make it thru the day, some give me a nice memorial here:cry:
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    all shook up

    There was a minor earthquake in north Alabama (3.9) this past Friday evening. Shook the hell outta my house. Anyone else ever experience an earthquake?
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    chirp chirp chirp

    I can't believe it's damn near mid December and there are birds chirping outside :cool:
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    George Harrison dies at age 58

    LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- George Harrison, the lead guitarist in possibly the most influential pop group of all time, The Beatles, has died at age 58. http://www.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/30/harrison.obit/
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    Target practice anyone?

    http://www.hkpro.com/oicw.htm
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    Time to polish off the old resume

    Just got out of a company meeting..........10% paycut company wide :mad:
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    wooohooo....... Auburn 23 Florida 20

    WAR EAGLE HAHAHAHAHA Alabama got beat :p
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    what your dog does when your not at home

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    time has run out for taliban

    http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/WTC_MAIN.html
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    women must do thier part in these trying times

    The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic people cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists. The United States...
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    Ted Coppel interviews bin Laden

    http://www.morphmaster.com/binladen.htm
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    I just thought of something

    I just remembered I did some circuit board layout for this avionics company in Atlanta Q1 '98. These circuit boards will be in the majority of the F15 fighter planes, behind the little display with the level indicator and the crosshair and the scrolling numbers....... can't remember exactly what...
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    a little perspective

    If you bought $1,000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49. If you bought $1,000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79. My advice to you is to start drinking...
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